PROFILES: Don't Rock My Boat


Lately, clicking on people's profiles for fun has become a new thing for me. 
I have come upon some very serious ones, others don't just make any sense to me, 
many have made me laugh and laugh. 
Then, there are the scary ones or the ones that are just plain brutally blunt.

Here I have one for you that a friend of mine sent to me some time ago...

ANONYMOUS PROFILE 

Will usually help if I can. I don't appreciate time wasters or fakers. 
Please don't just friend me, I need to know you 1st. 
I want to enjoy myself, build, solve problems, hang around & explore. 
Not interested in cybersex or being bitten by vampires. 
Will never be a chance of meeting in real life so please don't ask. 
Age verified. Can be just about anything in SL. 

Thank you for reading this.
I'm usually patient & polite, but I can't stand time wasters, 
fakers, vampires, pixel sex addicts or drama queens. 
Will help if I can but keep your requests civil & descent. 
One mention of wanting to jump my pixels and your history, 
I'm not here for romance or to meet people for RL romance, 
we will NEVER meet. Adult verified. 
Have fun in this magical world & please don't rock my boat.

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