Just A Typical Day

.... in the life of Lori.

Good Morning Beautiful World!

If you have ever wondered how I spend my days let me tell you they are probably no different
from urs. They are usually normal with my daily normal routines, nothing out of the ordinary.
Here is how they usually start...

Steppenwolf says...
Good morning beautiful and most gorgeous and wonderful woman 
on the face of this earth whom I adore and cherish like all the stars in the sky
and all the diamonds and pearls and whom I surrender to your feet like a slave!
(kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss.....)

Ok, I may have exaggerated a bit there, ok a lot. :P
Let's start again...

Steppenwolf: Good morning beautiful! MUAH (big Kiss)
Lori Novo: Good Morning baby! MUAH (big Kiss)

Then off to work he goes to his big executive office in New York City.
and so my normal day begins...


PARTY TIME!!!


Everyone sing now, lalalala...

♬ It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
It's my life  


Fifty-eight minutes later the sky starts to get cloudy...

Lori Novo: Oh-oh, looks like it's gonna rain, everyone, get under the water before we get wet!

10 Seconds underwater: gloo gloo gloo
30 Seconds underwater: gloo gloo gloo
31 Seconds underwater: gloo gloo gloo

and that's all I could take, hey, I am not a fish!
I run back to the house and watch the rain from my window.


Thirty minutes later the rain stops and I notice a flamingo looking for something.

Hey Miss Flamingo, what are you looking for?
"My contact lens dear" she replies.

I continue watching Miss Flamingo looking for her contact lens for 30 minutes, then an hour,
then an hour and a half, then two hours. After two hours of watching this Flamingo
I realized what a waste of time, she was never gonna find her lens, "Just give it up!", I screamed from
my window.


I start getting bored and start thinking about what I can do next.
I could always go look for lost treasures on the beach. Maybe knit a nice scarf for Steppenwolf
or sew the holes in his socks. Perhaps I could go to Truths Hair and ask for Lindens or take pictures
of funny-looking avatars and then post them on my blog. There are so many options.


Suddenly I remembered that yesterday I had left my ice cream cone in the backyard,
hmm, hopefully, is still there. I go looking for it but all I find is the cone, the ice cream is gone. :O

Wait, What...

Steppenwolf who's this woman in our backyard? HMMMMM?!
Is that a crab between her legs? OH, it's a star.
Steppenwolf, why does this woman get a star and I don't? WHY, WHY, WHY?! >:(


Enough of this unfairness!!!
I decide to go for a walk, maybe I should steal one of these cars and drive all the way to Mexico.
Once there I'll look for a nice house and tell the owners I am their long lost niece who lives
in America, where men keep naked women in their backyard and give them stars, but the wives get none, 
so unfair. OMG, I am so hurt. :((

STEPPENWOLF, WHERE ARE YOU?! 


Once calmed down I decided to go for something to eat.
Hmm, is this the popular kid's table?  Where did everyone go?

"Being popular in Second Life
is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria
of a mental hospital."

I think I should go check out things at the summer camp where Steppenwolf paid a million dollars
for me to attend but all I lasted was a day and twelve minutes :(
Hey, I was feeling terribly homesick!


I think everyone was playing hide-and-seek because when I arrived there everyone ran
except for the camp owner who came to tell me I was banned from the property for
disturbing the peace on the first day when I was crying and screaming after Steppenwolf 
as he drove away. It took three strong... sexy, I mean, three guys to restrain me from making it
out of the gate at the summer camp.

Anyway, I didn't even want to be there, I don't know why but it's just so hot, 
they really need to consider placing some fans next to the campfires. 
I asked the camp owner for Steppenwolf's money but the camp owner said sorry no refunds. 
Sorry baby :(

Then, I was escorted out of the property and everyone came out from their hiding places
and were clapping and so happy. Omg, I could really feel the love. Damn, I am so popular. ;)


After walking for half an hour I decided I needed to make one last stop before going home, 
therapy!
As soon as I saw Mr. Shorty ready to start writing, I began...


My life is hard, omg, so much suffering shorty, I mean, Mr. Shorty.
Steppenwolf only gives stars to the naked woman in our backyard. I don't understand why I don't get one
when I am the one who does everything for him. He's always bringing beach chairs, hammocks,
decks, and swings, and then he puts them all over our beach :(((  It's starting to look like
a public-crowded beach, omg, soon I'll be seeing a line of people wanting to hang around at our home.
I just can't take it anymore :(((  He wants salmon for dinner every night and I really mean every night
and I am just tired, just because he used to be a pirate when I met him he thinks we should be
eating salmon, every night. I am not a mermaid to be eating salmon, damn it, damn it! :(((
He also wants to be walking naked around the house, I am starting to think he is a nudist, secretly.
OMG, I can't take this anymore, I don't want his naked butt sitting on our white leather couch.
OMG, Mr. Shorty, that couch cost 5000L, ok, maybe 50L during the Fifty Linden Friday sales.
See what I mean, my head is all a mess :(((

Mr. Shorty: Hmmm, what would you like to order?
Lori Novo: Oh yes, medium side of curly fries and a strawberry milkshake.


Finally, after finishing running all my errands I returned home to check on Steppenwolf's butter biscuits 
that I had left baking in the oven.
I hope he likes them... crispy, crunchy, black... I guess they'll be okay,  just add butter and voila!


Bruno, our dog gave me all the updates of what happened while I was gone. 

Flamingo did find her contact lens after five hours.
The naked lady in the back yard shinned her star with Windex
A box of Milkyway bars was delivered for me from Steppenwolf with a note attached
(Love you baby, I know how much you love Milkyways, 
but remember they are bad for you, I'll just eat them for you 
later tonight when I get home and you can watch me.)
The fire department stopped by because someone reported smoke coming out from our kitchen window.
The backyard got flooded with this morning's rain.


Oh Bruno, you exaggerating about our backyard, you silly dog!


I jump the fence to my neighbor's pool to ride their little daughter's unicorn.
Look what I can do!!!
I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna fall...
Mr. Neighbor comes out screaming, "I told you not to come back here lady, 
I am telling Mr. Steppenwolf when he gets home!!!"


Later at night when Steppenwolf returns home from a hard day's work...

Steppenwolf: How's my baby, how was your day?
Lori Novo: Busy baby, spent the whole day cleaning the house and thinking about you
because I love you so much! ;)

THE END
See, just a normal day.

(sim will be changing soon)

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