Just A Normal Day With ocean

This is a silly little story I wrote inspired by today's visit to  The Haunted Corn Maze. 
Hope you like it ;)

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Accepting one of Ocean's invitations to go out with him always scares me. He is always pulling pranks
on me or getting us into trouble.

Today was no different...

I decided to seek a fortune teller's prediction to see if today it was safe to hang around
with Big Daddy (Ocean), This is what the Fnordian Crystal Love Orb had to say...

Prediction For Me:
You will go on vacation with a sensitive and highly-skilled game designer, 
ten hours after meeting in a haunted mansion.

Hmmm, interesting, not saying much about Ocean, but also not predicting a disastrous day.

Prediction For Ocean:
You will fall in love with a slim and patient model, thirteen years after meeting at a party.

SAY WHAAAAT!!!
>:(

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Trusting that it was safe... I accepted his invitation and off we went to the maze.

Oh Boy!
He started acting up as soon as we got there and then I realized I was in for a looong day.

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And he continued acting up as always :P
"Look Ocean, there is a sexy witch over there, why don't you go and bother her?"

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SoI decided to have a talk with him and
threatened to send him to reform school like Juve always advised me to do.

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I guess my words got to him because when I was done explaining to him that he must behave when we are out in public, he decided to take a nap. Maybe that is what he needs...
nappy time ;)

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Instead, he wakes up in a terrible mood and hungry.
"Woman, feed me!!!"


Not serving him fast enough was reason enough for punishment.


Someone must have reported him because minutes later he was arrested and found guilty 
for disturbing the peace.


And I too was found guilty of hanging around with him.
Thanks a lot Ocean!!!
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