Hello Beautiful World!
Today's short story is courtesy of Pollito, my boy kitty.
Earlier today as I was walking back to my bedroom from the kitchen I saw Pollito asleep on one of the
chairs. I stopped by to give him some love and began to praise his very good behavior...
"Who's the most beautiful kitty in all the block?
What am I saying, in the whole neighborhood... who is it, who is it?
IT'S MY POLLITOOOOO.
He's so good that Santa Clause for sure is gonna stop at this house just for him...
Yes he is!
He's such a good kitty, yes he is!..."
And so I went on for a good while giving my Pollito a lot of love.
Finally, when I was done and begin to walk away, Pollito jumped off the chair and walked by my side.
As we continued walking side by side I kept telling him what a good kitty he is and how proud
I am of him when suddenly he let out a LOUD meow, like an upset meow, and began to attack my feet.
I tried getting away but he chased me all the way to my room while he kept jumping me all mad.
Finally, I made it to my room and had to shake him off my leg because he wouldn't let go.
I closed the door and then he began to meow all sweet. But he wasn't fooling me,
he just wanted to trick me into opening the door so he could jump me again.
Bad, bad kitty,
who attacks when he's being complimented!
I told him through the door to never mind, that his "Pollito" name was now on Santa's bad list
and no gifts for him this year. While I was telling him all this he would keep answering me in very
sweet meows. Yeah right! >:(
The funny thing though, is that he didn't hurt me at all, not a single scratch. He just kept jumping and
bouncing on me as I was walking and holding onto my shoes forcing me to drag him on the floor
like an old rag. At some points, he got to jump on me and hold on to my leg and then would begin to
slowly slide down like melted butter until he would reach the floor, and then he would do it again.
Omg, it was just so funny, the whole thing.
I'm not sure what really upset him in the first place since everything I was saying was good things about
him and I didn't step on his tail at all or hurt him. Weird kitty.
End of story.
Hope your day has been a beautiful one full of laughter by weird moments. :P
Much Love,
Lori Novo
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