Dedicated to my Steppenwolf
Is it Friday yet?
And where is my baby?
STEPPENWOLF WHERE ARE YOU?!
I knead you motherfluffer!
There's nothing more that I wish to do
You make me purr when I'm feeling blue
Be it rain or a sunny day
Your lap is my favourite place to stay
You know what I knead
I knead you
I knead you
And I know that you can't hear me say
The words that tell you I am here to stay
But I hope that you see
That I need you...
-lyrics
Last night I waited and waited
and waited for my Steppenwolf but he was a no-show man, he wasn't even answering my calls. :O
MOTHERFLUFFER!
Then I remembered that he was expecting severe snow storm so I knew that he was probably
under four feet of snow and without any electricity.
Now I have to wait for all the snow to melt down to hear from my man again. :(
on top of a hill and away from everyone. I couldn't wait to show him and cuddle with him and
dance and...
Anyway, from this moment on I declare this beautiful spot at Hypnotic MINE, all MINE, and only MINE!
Now, I'll be nice and I'll let people use it while I am not there but once I arrive, it better be cleared
and make way to the new owner.
TIP
How to get rid of people who have taken over your favorite location's spots?
Do what I do, I will stand or sit, even dance as close as I can to them,
and will not move even if they pay me. Another easy way to get rid of them
is to pretend you are taking their picture. For some reason, the sound of a clicking camera
is just as effective as farting in their space after eating a bowl of beans to make people run away.
I should know this better than anyone else, I do it all the time, I mean, the farting.
I always try to run away from the smell but somehow it seems to follow me. Once I even tried hiding
from my fart under the blankets and it just made it worse. I was passed out for over an hour. You can
just imagine when Steppenwolf got back home and thought I was beautifully asleep, all cuddled up like
a cute pea under my blanket.
Steppenwolf: aww my beautiful sleeping beauty, you look so sweet when you are asleep
Lori: [Opens Eyes] OMG IS IT GONE, IS IT GONE?!!
Steppenwolf: aww my princess, were you having a bad dream? Don't be scared I am here to protect you.
Ewww, what is that smell?
Anyway, the tip on how to get rid of intruders is so effective that I can guarantee that within
two hours, they will for sure go away, it never fails.
But going back to yesterday when I was waiting for my Steppenwolf,
I was trying to find ways to kill time while I waited so doing cartwheels kept me busy for a good twenty
minutes. I was able to cartwheel the whole area in that time, going through bushes and trees, and
dirt hills, and couples dancing and underwater and...
OUT OF MY WAY MOTHERFLUFFERS!!!
But then there were moments when reality would hit me and the drama queen in me would surface...
"OMG poor me, where's my Steppenwolf, am I not going to get to see him today?
Why, WHY, why? I can't take it anymore, I am going to jump, and don't you try to stop me.
I am jumping now... NOW...
Oh wait, is that a comfy cart where I can rest? COMIIIIING!
[Skips playfully to the cart]
Awww horsie, I guess is just you and me today since my Steppenwolf is waiting for the snow to melt.
Good thing I can still get to do many of the things I like to do with Steppenwolf, like smell the flowers,
climb trees, chase each other barefoot, and ride you (winks).
Oh, look, a dandelion!
Dandelion does he love me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not...?
Wait, wait! One at a time, you all are going too fast and now I am so confused. >:(
I know he loves me forever and ever and a day. ;)
I hope the snow melts fast or I'll go and rescue him and bring him to my newfound, favorite spot.
I am sure that in no time he will be feeling all warmed up on top of my hill where the sun shines
while I hold him in my arms.
Before I go, just wanted to mention that my new Motherfluffer shirt that I am wearing is now
one of my favorite and cutest wardrobe pieces. It is the
epoch.jade crop.pack8.
I love cats and for some reason, I started swearing like a sailor. %$&#@& Motherfluffer!
So this cute top is just perfect for me. ;)
Oh c'mon, I want to say bad words, is like enriching my vocabulary, right? :P
Anyway, I am also wearing
WINGS-HAIR-ES0801 Blondes & Reds (Pack) in case you want to know.
Bye for now my beautiful people.
Keep grounded and warm during these very windy and snowy times.
BABYYYY, coming with my lighter to melt the snow, patience my love, Lori to the rescue!
MUAH!
Lori Novo
♥
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