Stop staring ladies, he's married!
Oh my, do you see what I am seeing? It's so big... and red.
I wonder if it comes in brown... brown would be nice...
I like how it sways as he moves... Hold on let me ask him...
Hey Flutebarbarian, where did you get your hair from?
What did you all think I was talking about, hmmm? :P
Anyways, I Kept bumping into Flute with his big.... hmmm, hair
almost at every store I went to for the Saturday Sales today. It was hard not to noticed his big "hair"
among the crowd of people. I wasn't the only one noticing to be honest.
FluteBarbarian: can u stop lookin at my friend's penis
Girl One: bit hard to miss
FluteBarbarian: pls don't look at mine either
FluteBarbarian: IT'S RUDE
FluteBarbarian: TAKE A PICTURE IT WILL LAST LONGER!!!!!!!!!!
Girl One: go beep yourself or better still go beep your friend
FluteBarbarian: wow, you really have a penis staring problem don't u
Oh yes, I forgot to mention Flute was with a friend but I only noticed Flute at the time
maybe because he was the one in red and you know how much I love red.
Sorry Flute's friend :(
When I saw him honestly I couldn't stop laughing, unfortunately not everyone found this enormous
and big man amusing like I did, hmmm, maybe there is there something wrong with me?
Naw, I am fine... right?
FluteBarbarian: can you not?????
Girl Two: Not sure what you mean
FluteBarbarian: can you stop looking at my penis please, i am married
Girl Two: Don't troll me I am here to shop
FluteBarbarian: DO NOT LOOK AT MY PENIS
FluteBarbarian: THANK YOU
Girl Two: How about you get out of my face
FluteBarbarian: im going to have to tell my wife... she isnt going to like this...
FluteBarbarian: u have been warned
See what I mean? Poor Flute had to keep fighting left and right from all these girls that wouldn't
stop staring at his jewels.
FluteBarbarian: hi can you stop staring at my penis its rude..
Girl Three: Umm
Girl Three: I cant even see you cause im on "Show Friends Only"
FluteBarbarian: well then turn it off of show penises only because i know ur lookin
Girl Three: 'kay, yeah, bye
FluteBarbarian: please i am married, i dont want to have to tell them
Girl Three: Congrats, you just earned a block
Some women wouldn't even take a "no" for an answer...
FluteBarbarian: i am married
FluteBarbarian: pls stop lookin at my penis
Girl Four: loooool you look so ugly I never looked at you I only wanted save bro save ur stupid words OK byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuc*ing asshole
Girl Four: LMAO